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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thLargest Gambling Industry: 131st
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For those that think young.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Pepsi Co

Population14.921 billion

CapitalHarrison
LeaderJed Pepsi
FaithAmerican Hinduism

CurrencyPepsi Token
AnimalBald Eagle

The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, feral children, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.921 billion Pepsi Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 5,612 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 376,123 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,128,821 per year while the poor average 32,559, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Pepsi politicians, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.

Pepsi Co is ranked 3,733rd in the world and 213th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14,164.22 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thLargest Gambling Industry: 131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174thMost Corrupt Governments: 201stFattest Citizens: 210thLargest Insurance Industry: 221stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 305thHighest Disposable Incomes: 311thLargest Retail Industry: 314thMost Ignorant Citizens: 426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 449thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 474thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 520thMost Armed: 540thHighest Crime Rates: 719thMost Efficient Economies: 919thMost Avoided: 947thHighest Average Incomes: 988thRudest Citizens: 1,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,298thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,501stHighest Economic Output: 1,692ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,867thLargest Mining Sector: 3,733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,013thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,516thMost Stationary: 8,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,325thMost Secular: 11,596thTop
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Most Influential: 13,213thLargest Black Market: 13,712thLargest Governments: 15,143rdLargest Populations: 16,560thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,767thHighest Drug Use: 20,651st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 77th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 233rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 313th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionLargest Governments: 420th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Pepsi politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Harrison.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.

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