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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 645thFattest Citizens: 665th
The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Meow meow meow you die naow!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Deadcatistan

Population25.445 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderChairman Meow
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalbearded hipster

The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.445 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,620 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 338,798 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the government has granted that two plus two makes four. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 7,118th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 108.81 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 645thFattest Citizens: 665thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,077thHighest Economic Output: 1,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,404thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,711thLargest Retail Industry: 2,009thHighest Average Incomes: 2,066thMost Efficient Economies: 2,367thRudest Citizens: 2,435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,070thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,188thLargest Black Market: 3,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,358thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751stMost Secular: 5,467thMost Avoided: 5,504thLargest Governments: 6,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,447thSmartest Citizens: 7,118thLargest Populations: 9,948thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,495thLargest Mining Sector: 11,244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,189thMost Cultured: 13,156thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 18,131stMost Armed: 19,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,820thMost Average: 30,026thMost Influential: 30,910th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Avoided: 109th in the regionMost Secular: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 269th in the regionMost Armed: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
  • : Deadcatistan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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