Population | 25.445 billion |
Capital | Megacity One |
Leader | Chairman Meow |
Faith | the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays |
Currency | tear of orphans |
Animal | bearded hipster |
The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.445 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,620 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 338,798 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the government has granted that two plus two makes four. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.
Deadcatistan is ranked 7,118th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 108.81 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Deadcatistan, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
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Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, politicians have tenure.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
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Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in
Deadcatistan, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
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Deadcatistan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".