The Peoples Republic of Penguin China is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Penguin Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.994 billion Penguins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin Beijing. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Penguin Chinan economy, worth 124 trillion Fish a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,557 Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, Penguin China has designated Penguin Beijing as its capital city, Penguin Xi Jinping has just been declared ruler of Penguin China in an international press conference, and Penguin Xi Jinping is the self-declared God of all Penguin China. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin China's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Penguin China is ranked 171,498^th in the world and 3,484^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 419.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.