The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Leopold III with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.741 billion Neo-liberal Oppressionians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate HQ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-liberal Oppressionian economy, worth a remarkable 7,162 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 301,676 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,809,072 per year while the poor average 2,924, a ratio of 960 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, concussed Slaveball players cannot remember their lineup position, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neo-liberal Oppression's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalist Calvinism.

Neo-liberal Oppression is ranked 640^th in the world and 37^th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 73.4 Obesity Rate.