The Kingdom of Nation KingPuma is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nigel Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.622 billion Nation KingPumen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooju. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nation KingPuman economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Pumas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,293 Pumas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation KingPuma's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is High Cloud.

Nation KingPuma is ranked 262,151^st in the world and 3,670^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -198.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.