The Most Primitive in the Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 22,710th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids | Authoritarian Democracy | “Jar Jar, you're a genius!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Order of The Children of Mercy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Miserere Nobis” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn” | |
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Yu Mandate | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Everything for Yu” | |
| 6. |  The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | Father Knows Best State | “G👏G👏” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Yellington | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We will crush anyone who stands in our path!” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Crystal Coven | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mother Knows Best.” | |
| 9. |  The Astral Knight of Arstoria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can make your dream reality” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Rifajal | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Truth prevails” |
