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Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16thMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th
The Star Fox of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Minya Nr, Minya Arda, Minya Aran
Jar Jar "Mesa Clumsy" Binks
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jar Wattinree

Population15.178 billion

LeaderFirst Primarch Qui Iudicant

Currencye-Wattinrae denarius
AnimalWattinrae kitsune

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.178 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth an astonishing 12,407 trillion e-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 817,441 e-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bilingual Jar Wattinrae are viewed with suspicion, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, local government operates tolls on every village road, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 257,881st in the world and 3,831st in the Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -79.44 on the Rand Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 10thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16thMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 49thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79thMost Patriotic: 96thLargest Black Market: 100thMost Corrupt Governments: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180thLargest Insurance Industry: 182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199thLargest Mining Sector: 209thMost Devout: 247thLargest Governments: 316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 322ndSmartest Citizens: 338thMost Armed: 360thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 449thHighest Economic Output: 482ndMost Efficient Economies: 498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 516thLargest Agricultural Sector: 555thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 657thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 708thMost Subsidized Industry: 716thMost Advanced Public Education: 901stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,008thMost Developed: 1,106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,194thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,350thMost Influential: 1,878thLargest Retail Industry: 2,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,499thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,676thMost Cultured: 4,476thRudest Citizens: 4,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,086thMost Conservative: 5,420thMost Authoritarian: 6,294thNudest: 8,169thMost Stationary: 9,267thTop
Largest Populations: 24,635th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Conservative: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Populations: 167th in the regionMost Extreme: 184th in the region

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