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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th
The Star Fox of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Minya Nr, Minya Arda, Minya Aran
Jar Jar "Mesa Clumsy" Binks
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Political Freedom

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Jar Wattinree

Population12.305 billion

LeaderFirst Primarch Qui Iudicant

Currencye-Wattinrae denarius
AnimalWattinrae kitsune

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.305 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth a remarkable 9,519 trillion e-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 773,660 e-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and bilingual Jar Wattinrae are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 318th in the world and 10th in the Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 26,261.1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Black Market: 111thMost Patriotic: 130thMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Insurance Industry: 190thLowest Crime Rates: 211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220thMost Valuable International Artwork: 225thLargest Mining Sector: 229thMost Devout: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 318thLargest Governments: 351stMost Efficient Economies: 382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 386thMost Armed: 393rdSmartest Citizens: 427thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 540thMost Subsidized Industry: 567thLargest Agricultural Sector: 608thHighest Economic Output: 697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 721stMost Advanced Public Education: 952ndMost Developed: 1,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,650thLargest Retail Industry: 1,725thMost Influential: 1,816thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,550thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,137thMost Cultured: 4,139thMost Authoritarian: 5,770thRudest Citizens: 6,631stMost Conservative: 6,634thNudest: 6,669thHealthiest Citizens: 7,770thMost Stationary: 10,777th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 233rd in the regionMost Conservative: 270th in the regionMost Extreme: 326th in the region

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