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Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 27thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd
The Star Fox of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Minya Nr, Minya Arda, Minya Aran
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Jar Wattinree

Population9.762 billion

LeaderFirst Primarch Qui Iudicant

CurrencyE-Wattinrae denarius
AnimalWattinrae kitsune

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.762 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth a remarkable 6,935 trillion E-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 710,485 E-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 12,504th in the world and 181st in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,503.79742645792 Days.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 27thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndHighest Average Incomes: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 160thLargest Black Market: 161stLargest Insurance Industry: 228thMost Corrupt Governments: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rdLowest Crime Rates: 272ndMost Devout: 276thLargest Mining Sector: 304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 332ndMost Efficient Economies: 368thLargest Governments: 424thMost Subsidized Industry: 427thMost Armed: 428thSmartest Citizens: 527thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 860thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,101stHighest Economic Output: 1,111thMost Developed: 1,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,240thLargest Retail Industry: 1,254thMost Avoided: 1,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,709thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,485thMost Influential: 2,947thMost Cultured: 3,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,828thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,179thNudest: 6,584thRudest Citizens: 7,126thHealthiest Citizens: 10,850thMost Authoritarian: 11,168thTop
Most Stationary: 12,504th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionNudest: 100th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Stationary: 181st in the regionLargest Populations: 228th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 310th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 472nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 571st in the region

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