Population | 39.052 billion |
Capital | Awesomoria |
Leader | Lance Turbo |
Faith | Church of Pittmanology |
Currency | awesome |
Animal | poobum weehead |
The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.052 billion Super Mega Awesomoids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,857 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,841 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, trespassers entering Lance Turbo's office are immediately vaporized, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Super Mega Awesome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.
Super Mega Awesome is ranked 842nd in the world and 36th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,038.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Super Mega Awesome was endorsed by The Confused Hippies of Honshu Government.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Super Mega Awesome.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, trespassers entering Lance Turbo's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned poobum weeheadball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Super Mega Awesome in search of poobum weeheads.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Panormia, Emeseses, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Perfect Sublime Masters, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, POPULICA, Extebly, Arinteriswith, Hyponichtmallieturam, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Orcuo, Nation6, Angbhand, Moloto Japan, Europeasia, Murak, Elaribel, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Llanfyrhall, Sealand newam, New French Nation, ECC Norway, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Regione Calabria, Tungstan, and Honshu Government.