The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 605 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 81.8 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,226 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, untold millions of firas are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 49,344^th in the world and 1,259^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 40.47 kickbacks per hour.