The Anti-essentialist Disorder of Kanoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Apposition of Organs with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.446 billion Kanorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kas-to. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,934 trillion þurfarns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,491 þurfarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kanoria has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanoria's national animal is the Kanoruru Snow Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is urum raido.

Kanoria is ranked 238,527^th in the world and 172^nd in The Social Liberal Union for Fattest Citizens, with 2.02 Obesity Rate.