The Anti-essentialist Disorder of Kanoria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Apposition of Organs with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.268 billion Kanorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kas-to. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,176 trillion þurfarns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,636 þurfarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanoria's national animal is the Kanoruru Snow Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is urum raido.

Kanoria is ranked 466^th in the world and 1^st in The Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 191.21 law-abiding acts per hour.