by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19thLargest Welfare Programs: 22ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st
The Anti-essentialist Disorder of
Left-wing Utopia
give of their own, to learn from the other.
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kanoria

Population18.057 billion

CapitalKas-to
LeaderApposition of Organs
Faithurum raido

Currencyşurfarn
AnimalKanoruru Snow Gecko

The Anti-essentialist Disorder of Kanoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Apposition of Organs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.057 billion Kanorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kas-to. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,848 trillion şurfarns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,489 şurfarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kanoria has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanoria's national animal is the Kanoruru Snow Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is urum raido.

Kanoria is ranked 241,919th in the world and 200th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -53.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19thLargest Welfare Programs: 22ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77thMost Advanced Public Education: 124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125thSafest: 150thMost Pacifist: 152ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 154thLargest Governments: 190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313thNicest Citizens: 321stMost Rebellious Youth: 341stMost Beautiful Environments: 383rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 434thLowest Crime Rates: 442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 476thMost Developed: 487thMost Influential: 490thLongest Average Lifespans: 546thSmartest Citizens: 679thBest Weather: 717thMost Cultured: 741stHighest Poor Incomes: 742ndMost Inclusive: 826thHealthiest Citizens: 1,070thHighest Economic Output: 2,132ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,604thHighest Average Incomes: 2,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,127thLargest Populations: 9,695thMost Secular: 10,109thMost Income Equality: 10,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,330thNudest: 11,660thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,736th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanoria endorsed The Republic of The Gideon Islands.
  • : Kanoria was endorsed by The Republic of The Gideon Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, Kanoria has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanoria, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.

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