The Anti-essentialist Disorder of Kanoria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Apposition of Organs with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.938 billion Kanorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kas-to. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,754 trillion þurfarns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,854 þurfarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanoria's national animal is the Kanoruru Snow Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is urum raido.

Kanoria is ranked 166^th in the world and 1^st in The Social Liberal Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 39,685.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.