The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.304 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jeebiesian economy, worth 152 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,310 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Jeebiesian democracy, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Geeb charge on their phone bill, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 30,923^rd in the world and 73^rd in Carcassonne for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 247.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.