by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,952nd Most Advanced Public Education: 3,631st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,641st
The Ancient Empire of
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Population15.661 billion

CapitalFunky Nassau
LeaderDr Funkenstein

AnimalAtomic Dog

The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.661 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,988 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, lobster tastes best when it is red, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Funky Nassau. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 71,175th in the world and 27th in Taijitu for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,659.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 1,952ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,641stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,349thMost Cultured: 5,058thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,378thMost Developed: 5,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,634thNudest: 8,220thTop
Largest Populations: 9,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,561stSmartest Citizens: 9,620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,285thNicest Citizens: 11,053rdHighest Economic Output: 11,435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,312thMost Secular: 14,052ndBest Weather: 14,277thMost Efficient Economies: 15,929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,178th

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