Largest Publishing Industry: 1,867th Most Influential: 3,671st Most Rebellious Youth: 5,135th
The Phoenix of
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The Phoenix of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by P-Funk with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The democratic population of 10.224 billion Funkadelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth 768 trillion Grooves a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,126 Grooves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 15,181st in the world and 647th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,867thMost Influential: 3,671stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,135thMost Cultured: 5,335thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,544thMost Developed: 7,941stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,238thSmartest Citizens: 11,203rdMost Politically Free: 11,230thLargest Populations: 11,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,229thLargest Black Market: 13,475thHighest Economic Output: 13,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,621stMost Efficient Economies: 15,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,181st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionMost Politically Free: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 422nd in the region

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