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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,086thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,804th
The Ancient Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Qu'est-ce que j'fais?
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Funkadelia

Population17.338 billion

CapitalFunky Nassau
LeaderDr Funkenstein

CurrencyGroove
AnimalAtomic Dog

The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.338 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,924 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Funky Nassau, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 28,110th in the world and 14th in Taijitu for Highest Poor Incomes, with 59,247.95 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,086thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,690thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,971stMost Cultured: 5,272ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,568thMost Developed: 7,488thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,231stLargest Populations: 9,384thSmartest Citizens: 10,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,739thNudest: 10,821stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,514thHighest Economic Output: 12,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,382ndNicest Citizens: 12,702ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,368thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,021stMost Secular: 16,429thBest Weather: 17,382ndMost Pacifist: 17,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,166thMost Efficient Economies: 18,288thMost Inclusive: 19,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,333rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,007th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Funkadelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Funkadelia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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