The Holy Empire of Gansinios is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pinheiro with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.601 billion Gansinianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Palmas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gansiniano economy, worth 643 trillion Real Gansinios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 178,614 Real Gansinios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 602,485 per year while the poor average 39,198, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and the clergy of Orthodox Porutism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gansinios's national animal is the Ganso, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Porutism.

Gansinios is ranked 300,095^th in the world and 13,931^st in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -19 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.