The Republic of Desert islas is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working population of 201 million Desert islasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Desert islasian economy, worth 9.22 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 45,880 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desert islas's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Desert islas is ranked 203,144^th in the world and 9,680^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 293.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.