The Republic of Co-Dairy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Narendra Modi with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.578 billion Co-Dairyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milk Dairy. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Co-Dairyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Dairy Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,552 Dairy Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Co-Dairy's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Co-Dairy is ranked 282,414^th in the world and 224^th in Karma for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.