The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.237 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 4,929 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 323,539 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,509 per year while the poor average 14,164, a ratio of 165 to 1.

Bridgett Zeroe can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, in a baffling press conference Bridgett Zeroe proudly dismantled a broken door, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 308,306^th in the world and 291^st in Karma for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.