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Rudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Crime Rates: 110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd
The Stained of
Anarchy
Time is discriminatory
Influence
Instigator
High Lady of Day
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Bridgett

Population6.039 billion

CapitalVelarus
LeaderBridgett Zeroe
FaithEgoism

Currencyruble
Animalangel

The Stained of Bridgett is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.039 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velarus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,021 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,254,822 per year while the poor average 2,459, a ratio of 916 to 1.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, Bridgett Zeroe's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egoism.

Bridgett is ranked 200,141st in the world and 11th in Fae for Least Corrupt Governments, with 51.55 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Rudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Crime Rates: 110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142ndMost Armed: 152ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 153rdFattest Citizens: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 252ndMost Avoided: 372ndLargest Gambling Industry: 378thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 459thMost Rebellious Youth: 468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 740thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,111thLargest Mining Sector: 1,359thHighest Drug Use: 1,735thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,193rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,169thHighest Average Incomes: 3,677thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,977thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,706thNudest: 8,709thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,717thHighest Economic Output: 10,837thMost Pro-Market: 11,102ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,311thMost Politically Free: 11,546thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,474thMost Extreme: 12,650thMost Secular: 17,340thLargest Black Market: 18,336thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,343rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bridgett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Bridgett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, Bridgett Zeroe's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bridgett, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.

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