The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.857 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 4,768 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 320,972 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,132,147 per year while the poor average 65,826, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Bad decisions are made very quickly, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 303,523^rd in the world and 287^th in Karma for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -54.04 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.