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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,999thMost Influential: 3,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,683rd
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Loyalty, Equality, Liberty
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Economy
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Guhland

Population2.863 billion

CapitalGuhport
LeaderVictor Mossington

Currencyguppy
Animalcrab

The People's Republic of Guhland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Victor Mossington with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.863 billion Guhlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guhport. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guhlandic economy, worth 332 trillion guppies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,062 guppies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Guhlandic prisons' least expensive furnishings, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, most pop videos prominently feature the Guhlandic flag, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guhland's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guhland is ranked 163,069th in the world and 128th in Karma for Most Conservative, scoring 50.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,999thTop
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Most Influential: 3,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,683rdMost Pacifist: 5,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,922ndNicest Citizens: 5,939thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,858thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,595thMost Inclusive: 8,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,973rdHighest Food Quality: 9,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,864thBest Weather: 10,278thMost Developed: 10,728thMost Cultured: 11,406thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,677thSmartest Citizens: 12,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,044thMost Income Equality: 14,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,707thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,734thSafest: 15,901stHealthiest Citizens: 16,266thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,706thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,133rdLargest Governments: 28,455th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the region

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