The Tsardom of Burrongtopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marian I with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 8.109 billion Burrongtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meredem. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burrongtopian economy, worth 692 trillion Dijits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,435 Dijits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short is not always sweet, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burrongtopia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burrongtopia is ranked 85,977^th in the world and 70^th in Karma for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,491.99 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.