The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.142 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,042 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,408 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, Kiasu-ism City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 290,977^th in the world and 5,417^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.08 kickbacks per hour.