The Republic of Anigeto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Congress of People's Deputies with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.816 billion Anigetoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigotto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Anigetoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,832 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,396 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,335,093 per year while the poor average 33,581, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, there's a hole in the heart of every Anigetoan city, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Dollars to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anigeto's national animal is the Ibis, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anigeto is ranked 289,988^th in the world and 11,308^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -638.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.