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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost Influential: 708th
The Democratic Peoples Front of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Man is the master of his destiny
Eternal President Kim Il-Sung
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Reunification of Korea

Population7.506 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderEternal President Kim Il-Sung
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKorean People’s Won
AnimalChollima

The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.506 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,470 Korean People’s Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 92,634th in the world and 811th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 89.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost Influential: 708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,817thMost Patriotic: 1,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,301stLargest Black Market: 2,322ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,768thTop
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Most Secular: 2,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,824thLowest Crime Rates: 4,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,763rdLargest Governments: 5,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,846thLargest Mining Sector: 8,057thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,405thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,118thBest Weather: 10,568thMost Efficient Economies: 10,629thMost Authoritarian: 11,285thHighest Economic Output: 11,919thMost Developed: 12,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,803rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,537th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Primitive: 102nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the region

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