The People's Republic of Agania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kay Rozakov with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.108 billion Aganians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apoto. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aganian economy, worth 556 trillion Emoyoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,128 Emoyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Agania's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agania is ranked 279,555^th in the world and 1,084^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.67 kickbacks per hour.