The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.708 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth a remarkable 8,445 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 284,272 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the dartboard at the Akaitian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President-Imperial Melis's face, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why President-Imperial Melis is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 1,131^st in the world and 1^st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,636.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.