The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.411 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth an astonishing 10,159 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 286,891 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, all tariffs have been abolished, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 19,099^th in the world and 13^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,870.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.