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Most Efficient Economies: 58th Largest Welfare Programs: 230th Most Rebellious Youth: 498th
The Free Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
None Shall be Held in Chains
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.188 billion

LeaderPresident-Imperial Melis

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalGolden Dragon

The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.188 billion Akaitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth a remarkable 5,405 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,760 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 11,992nd in the world and 218th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 58thLargest Welfare Programs: 230thMost Rebellious Youth: 498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 609thLargest Governments: 617thHighest Poor Incomes: 685thNicest Citizens: 742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 860thSmartest Citizens: 891stMost Compassionate Citizens: 923rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 933rdHighest Economic Output: 962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,241stSafest: 1,279thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,690thMost Inclusive: 1,860thHighest Average Incomes: 1,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,982ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,729thLowest Crime Rates: 2,855thLargest Mining Sector: 3,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,265thMost Developed: 3,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,779thLargest Populations: 3,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,978thHighest Drug Use: 4,292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,697thMost Cultured: 4,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,639thNudest: 7,995thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,274thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,952ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,815th
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 87th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 192nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 218th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 344th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Goldsaver was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, school history books often refer to President-Imperial Melis as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.


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