The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.335 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth a remarkable 6,569 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 281,534 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 19,039^th in the world and 13^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 77.43 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.