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Goldsaver

Population29.708 billion

CapitalMarsi
LeaderPresident-Imperial Melis

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalGolden Dragon

The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.708 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth a remarkable 8,445 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 284,272 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the dartboard at the Akaitian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President-Imperial Melis's face, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why President-Imperial Melis is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 1,131st in the world and 1st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,636.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 197thMost Rebellious Youth: 464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 591stLargest Governments: 704thLargest Publishing Industry: 756thLeast Corrupt Governments: 890thNicest Citizens: 897thHighest Economic Output: 904thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,094thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,131stSmartest Citizens: 1,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,330thMost Developed: 1,514thSafest: 1,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,749thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,759thMost Inclusive: 1,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,825thHealthiest Citizens: 1,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,026thLowest Crime Rates: 2,660thHighest Drug Use: 2,690thHighest Average Incomes: 2,698thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,199thHighest Food Quality: 3,471stMost Cultured: 3,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,884thMost Patriotic: 3,898thLargest Mining Sector: 5,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,080thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,254thNudest: 10,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,925thMost Secular: 13,216thMost Stationary: 13,604thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,960thMost Influential: 16,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,417th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why President-Imperial Melis is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the dartboard at the Akaitian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President-Imperial Melis's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsaver, pedants defending President-Imperial Melis observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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