The EPSA Naval Officer of Lucklife is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa LL with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.697 billion Lucklifeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scymore. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucklifean economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion Tomorins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,471 Tomorins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Scymore, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucklife's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stargazing.

Lucklife is ranked 4,159^th in the world and 57^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 282,471.38 Standard Monetary Units.