The MⒶLICE of Rudastan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rudak with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.274 billion Rudastanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hideout. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rudastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion malices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,224 malices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Rudastani Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Rudastan will pay them to stop, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudastan's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Overseerism.

Rudastan is ranked 1,817^th in the world and 5^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.06 law-abiding acts per hour.