The Republic of Lilguay is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head Chancellor Alexi vi Lilith with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.461 billion Lilguayians, 1.39 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilreria. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lilguayian economy, worth 725 trillion Lilguayian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,880 Lilguayian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lilguay's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and Head Chancellor Alexi vi Lilith is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilguay's national animal is the Lilguayian White Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lilguay is ranked 46,472^nd in the world and 1,330^th in Osiris for Nudest, with 207.25 cheeks per square mile.