The Nomadic Peoples of Kriegiersien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tim Krieg with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.679 billion Kriegiersiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schoenwetter. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kriegiersienian economy, worth an astonishing 17,648 trillion shiny things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,657 shiny things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriegiersien's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kriegiersien is ranked 239,795^th in the world and 13,028^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.