The Nomadic Peoples of Kriegiersien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Timey with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.618 billion Kriegiersiens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schoenwetter. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriegiersienian economy, worth a remarkable 3,835 trillion shiny things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,395 shiny things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, tourists call Kriegiersienian beach towns "the fine coastline", the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Kriegiersien, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Kriegiersien's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kriegiersien is ranked 26,845^th in the world and 828^th in Balder for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.