Population | 6.063 billion |
Leader | Bowzin |
Currency | Pens |
Animal | Paper |
The Return of Hepner is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bowzin with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.063 billion Hepnerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hepnerian economy, worth 438 trillion Pens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,243 Pens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Hepner's national animal is the Paper.
Hepner is ranked 77,531st in the world and 1,983rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.68 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hepner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Hepner resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Hepner was endorsed by The Best Nation in the World of Orcuo.
- : Hepner's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Hepner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Hepner was endorsed by The Communist Campus of Chocolatistan.
- : Hepner was endorsed by The 13192815641278332242326 of TescoPepsi.
- : Hepner's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Hepner was endorsed by The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Hepner's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".