by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,110thMost Influential: 2,557thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,376th
The -- of
Democratic Socialists
-
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

TescoPepsi

Population4.264 billion

CurrencyZzz
AnimalZzz

The -- of TescoPepsi is a massive, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 4.264 billion TescoPepsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TescoPepsian economy, worth 496 trillion Zzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,333 Zzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, nine out of ten citizens of TescoPepsi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Leader is considering changing the TescoPepsian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the Zzz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TescoPepsi is ranked 24,949th in the world and 1st in TescoPepsi for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,110thMost Influential: 2,557thTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,376thMost Secular: 4,263rdMost Pacifist: 4,407thSafest: 6,569thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,597thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,706thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,645thNicest Citizens: 9,486thMost Inclusive: 9,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,428thBest Weather: 10,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,538thHighest Food Quality: 12,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,929thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 15,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,113thLowest Crime Rates: 17,000thSmartest Citizens: 17,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,386thMost Developed: 20,594thLargest Governments: 21,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,880thMost Cultured: 24,949th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report