by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,079thMost Influential: 2,390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,304th
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Population4.161 billion


The -- of TescoPepsi is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.161 billion TescoPepsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TescoPepsian economy, worth 484 trillion Zzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,496 Zzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, nine out of ten citizens of TescoPepsi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Leader is considering changing the TescoPepsian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the Zzz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TescoPepsi is ranked 124,658th in the world and 2,251st in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 776.08 milliStalins.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,079thMost Influential: 2,390thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,304thMost Secular: 4,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,258thMost Pacifist: 4,357thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,449thSafest: 6,583rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,633rdNicest Citizens: 9,450thMost Inclusive: 9,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,402ndBest Weather: 10,489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,479thHighest Food Quality: 12,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,812thHealthiest Citizens: 14,677thMost Income Equality: 14,835thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,485thSmartest Citizens: 17,138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,290thMost Developed: 20,451stLargest Governments: 21,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,402ndMost Cultured: 24,664th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionSafest: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionNicest Citizens: 275th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 291st in the regionMost Income Equality: 298th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionBest Weather: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 385th in the regionLargest Governments: 443rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 552nd in the region

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