The F1 2015 Veteran of TescoPepsi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.742 billion TescoPepsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TescoPepsian economy, worth 668 trillion Yap Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,406 Yap Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, nine out of ten citizens of TescoPepsi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Leader is considering changing the TescoPepsian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the Hawk Tuah, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TescoPepsi is ranked 292,865^th in the world and 5,995^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -247.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.