The Federation of Experina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.824 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,027 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 276,318^th in the world and 15,400^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.