The Federation of Experina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.874 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 114,498 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 265,804^th in the world and 14,902^nd in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.