The Federation of Experina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The devout population of 6.674 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth 804 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,486 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 288,024^th in the world and 8,892^nd in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -219.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.