The Federation of Experina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.802 billion Experinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth 924 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 118,461 ExperCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Experina Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Experina flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and being dead no longer has any benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 110,286^th in the world and 4,156^th in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 149,530 Standard Monetary Units.