The Familial Spirits of Devil Heart is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Matilda Love with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 33.034 billion fiends have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tazz. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a fiend economy, worth a remarkable 6,615 trillion devils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,261 devils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning. Crime is totally unknown. Devil Heart's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Heart of Gathering Shadows.

Devil Heart is ranked 872^nd in the world and 5^th in Canada for Nicest Citizens, with 95.47 average smiles per day.