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Most Efficient Economies: 817th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,255th Most Influential: 1,337th
The Royal Maritime Union of
Left-wing Utopia
L'étoile du nord est toujours fidèle.
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Political Freedom

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New Vinland

Population12.604 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Theodore Paddington
FaithThe Anglican Protestant Church

CurrencyMaritime pound
AnimalCanada Lynx

The Royal Maritime Union of New Vinland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theodore Paddington with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.604 billion New Vinlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vinlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion Maritime pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,608 Maritime pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into New Vinland, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vinland's national animal is the Canada Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Anglican Protestant Church.

New Vinland is ranked 1,817th in the world and 9th in Canada for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 92.57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,255thMost Influential: 1,337thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,473rdNicest Citizens: 1,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,517thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,817thBest Weather: 1,881stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,652ndMost Pacifist: 2,654thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,248thMost Developed: 4,919thHighest Economic Output: 5,539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,934thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,618thMost Cultured: 6,843rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,858thMost Devout: 7,147thSmartest Citizens: 7,208thMost Stationary: 8,020thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,784thSafest: 9,787thLargest Populations: 9,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,194thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,334thLowest Crime Rates: 10,503rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,656thNudest: 11,641stHighest Average Incomes: 13,315thMost Primitive: 14,989thMost Inclusive: 15,640thLargest Governments: 16,004th
Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the region

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