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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,245thMost Influential: 1,387th
The Royal Maritime Union of
Left-wing Utopia
L'étoile du nord est toujours fidèle.
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New Vinland

Population18.01 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Theodore Paddington
FaithThe Anglican Protestant Church

CurrencyMaritime pound
AnimalCanada Lynx

The Royal Maritime Union of New Vinland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theodore Paddington with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.01 billion New Vinlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Vinlandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,602 trillion Maritime pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,486 Maritime pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vinland's national animal is the Canada Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Anglican Protestant Church.

New Vinland is ranked 124,514th in the world and 83rd in Canada for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 555.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,245thMost Influential: 1,387thBest Weather: 1,691stNicest Citizens: 1,915thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,949thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,341stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,389thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,162ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,395thMost Efficient Economies: 3,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,728thHighest Economic Output: 5,122ndMost Cultured: 5,283rdMost Stationary: 5,542ndMost Developed: 5,830thSmartest Citizens: 6,356thSafest: 6,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,908thLargest Populations: 8,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,531stLowest Crime Rates: 9,182ndMost Devout: 9,255thHealthiest Citizens: 9,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,055thTop
Largest Governments: 12,582ndMost Inclusive: 13,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,734thHighest Average Incomes: 14,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,862ndNudest: 19,210thHighest Drug Use: 19,941st
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the region

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