The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.614 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 11,926 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 365,681 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, Almonaster Nuevo's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Almonaster Nuevo's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 275,083^rd in the world and 179^th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 3.44 Obesity Rate.