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Almonaster Nuevo was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 304
Most Rebellious Youth: 39thLeast Corrupt Governments: 47thMost Influential: 81st
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Almonaster Nuevo

Population29.446 billion

CapitalMizumigari
LeaderAlejandro de las Torres Altas

CurrencyFract
AnimalLoon

The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.446 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 10,343 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 351,258 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, and the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 938th in the world and 5th in Canada for Rudest Citizens, with 317.75 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 39thLeast Corrupt Governments: 47thMost Influential: 81stSmartest Citizens: 105thMost Pacifist: 111thMost Cultured: 112thMost Inclusive: 125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 154thMost Beautiful Environments: 168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 195thNicest Citizens: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rdMost Secular: 328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 477thMost Advanced Public Education: 610thHighest Poor Incomes: 632ndSafest: 678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 681stRudest Citizens: 938thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 976thHighest Average Incomes: 1,187thBest Weather: 1,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,857thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,894thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,156thLargest Governments: 2,171stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,283rdMost Developed: 2,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,003rdMost Stationary: 9,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,830thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,703rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,984thHighest Drug Use: 18,056thMost Politically Free: 19,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,426th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Almonaster Nuevo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, chickens roam the streets freely.

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