The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.102 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 14,075 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 401,000 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Almonaster Nuevo, one can walk from one side of Mizumigari to the other without setting foot on Nuevan soil, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 294,744^th in the world and 126^th in Canada for Most Primitive, scoring -1149.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.