The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.446 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 10,343 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 351,258 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, and the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 938^th in the world and 5^th in Canada for Rudest Citizens, with 317.75 Insults Per Minute.