The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.376 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 8,520 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 323,038 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 174,906^th in the world and 127^th in Canada for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -60.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.