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Almonaster Nuevo was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 304
Most Rebellious Youth: 33rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Cultured: 111th
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Almonaster Nuevo

Population32.293 billion

CapitalMizumigari
LeaderAlejandro de las Torres Altas

Currencyfract
Animalloon

The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.293 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 11,666 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 361,272 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, gambling is outlawed, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Almonaster Nuevo as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 37,968th in the world and 44th in Canada for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 33rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Cultured: 111thLargest Publishing Industry: 119thMost Influential: 123rdHighest Food Quality: 130thMost Inclusive: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 143rdMost Pacifist: 150thSmartest Citizens: 167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 177thNicest Citizens: 207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 230thMost Secular: 248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355thHighest Crime Rates: 361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 397thRudest Citizens: 433rdHighest Economic Output: 450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 546thHighest Poor Incomes: 863rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,337thBest Weather: 1,457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,895thMost Efficient Economies: 2,149thMost Armed: 2,299thLargest Populations: 2,425thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,749thMost Developed: 3,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,522ndLargest Governments: 5,565thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,333rdNudest: 10,991stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,529thHighest Drug Use: 21,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,090th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Almonaster Nuevo as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Almonaster Nuevo lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Almonaster Nuevo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, most ambassadors from Almonaster Nuevo retire only a few years after being appointed.

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