The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.293 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 11,666 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 361,272 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, gambling is outlawed, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Almonaster Nuevo as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 37,968^th in the world and 44^th in Canada for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 bananas ingested per day.