The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.446 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 10,343 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 351,258 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 953^rd in the world and 5^th in Canada for Rudest Citizens, with 315.54 Insults Per Minute.