The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.222 billion Nuevanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 9,620 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 340,880 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, airport security is provided by private companies, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 136,112^th in the world and 138^th in Canada for Most Average, scoring 28.5 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.