The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.97 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,091 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,403 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Blobbem's political rallies, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Blobbem's bedroom, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 4,897^th in the world and 15^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Nicest Citizens, with 46.45 average smiles per day.