The Holy Green Leprechaun of BlackLight Covenant is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Boris with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.076 billion BlackLight Covenantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terbarlynton. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient BlackLight Covenantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Retals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,176 Retals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlackLight Covenant's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unknown.

BlackLight Covenant is ranked 103,237^th in the world and 176^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Nudest, with 98.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.