Population | 26.714 billion |
Capital | Teudashi |
Leader | Queen Danna |
Faith | The Force |
Currency | Arrow |
Animal | Aaronian Space Dragon |
The ☠ Reaper ☠ of Drifting Colonys of Aaron is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Danna with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.714 billion Aaronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teudashi. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Aaronian economy, worth an astonishing 11,163 trillion Arrows a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 417,887 Arrows, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Teudashi University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drifting Colonys of Aaron's national animal is the Aaronian Space Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Force.
Drifting Colonys of Aaron is ranked 184,927th in the world and 97th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Average, scoring 34.25 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drifting Colonys of Aaron, Teudashi University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in Drifting Colonys of Aaron, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 504 million survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 242 million survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 698 million survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 311 million survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 692 million survivors.
- : Drifting Colonys of Aaron was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Stratocracy of Allemeine III, infecting 972 million survivors.
World Assembly
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