Population | 21.9 billion |
Capital | Serico |
Leader | Queen Nehelenia |
Faith | Apotheosis of Raideron |
Currency | cek |
Animal | faerie |
The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Nehelenia with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 21.9 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth an astonishing 19,781 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 903,257 ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, every week is blindness awareness week, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apotheosis of Raideron.
Vando0sa is ranked 152,862nd in the world and 126th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 149.83050827508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, Vando0sa isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region.