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Most Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 29thHighest Poor Incomes: 37th
The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of
Father Knows Best State
☆Uwok nedstrovski pormakenin! TCMJOV Vo stek Strovat!☆
Sergeant Major Ozoi
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Apprentice
Founder / Glorious Leader
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Economy
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Vando0sa

Population14.915 billion

CapitalSerico
LeaderSergeant Major Ozoi
FaithCult of Shvonkism

CurrencyCek
AnimalFaerie

The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 14.915 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth a remarkable 9,807 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 657,540 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the fattest folk in Vando0sa look to be the happiest ones, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 55,331st in the world and 130th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Authoritarian, with 986.9 milliStalins.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 29thHighest Poor Incomes: 37thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46thMost Inclusive: 51stLargest Information Technology Sector: 57thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thMost Armed: 63rdLargest Black Market: 79thMost Advanced Public Transport: 81stMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thHighest Average Incomes: 101stHighest Crime Rates: 110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 137thLargest Governments: 138thMost Efficient Economies: 153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180thMost Secular: 238thMost Beautiful Environments: 329thSmartest Citizens: 333rdMost Cultured: 345thFattest Citizens: 493rdHighest Economic Output: 501stMost Corrupt Governments: 562ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 622ndRudest Citizens: 875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 917thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 970thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,239thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,567thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,579thLargest Retail Industry: 3,988thMost Influential: 7,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,179thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,743rdHighest Drug Use: 19,705th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 34th in the regionNudest: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the fattest folk in Vando0sa look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the fate of the world literally rests on Sergeant Major Ozoi's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vando0sa.
  • : Vando0sa agreed to construct embassies between The Glorious Nations of Iwaku and LCN.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.

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