The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 14.915 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth a remarkable 9,807 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 657,540 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the fattest folk in Vando0sa look to be the happiest ones, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 55,331^st in the world and 130^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Authoritarian, with 986.9 milliStalins.