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Most Advanced Public Education: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 39thMost Inclusive: 49th
The ☣️ Malevolent Catastrophe ☣️ of
Left-Leaning College State
☆☢️ Nonsense is all sense in the realm of insanity. ☢️☆
Sergeant Major Ozoi
Influence
Vassal
Founder / Glorious Leader
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Vando0sa

Population13.196 billion

CapitalSerico
LeaderSergeant Major Ozoi
FaithCult of Shvonkism

CurrencyCek
AnimalFaerie

The ☣️ Malevolent Catastrophe ☣️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.196 billion youkai enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth a remarkable 8,095 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 613,504 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 182,082nd in the world and 313th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Avoided, scoring 0.24 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 39thMost Inclusive: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64thMost Armed: 69thHighest Poor Incomes: 71stMost Rebellious Youth: 72ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thLargest Black Market: 96thMost Advanced Public Transport: 114thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndHighest Average Incomes: 123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thRudest Citizens: 181stLargest Governments: 185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185thMost Efficient Economies: 196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 256thSmartest Citizens: 305thMost Beautiful Environments: 346thMost Cultured: 354thLargest Publishing Industry: 387thHighest Economic Output: 634thFattest Citizens: 744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 907thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,249thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,736thMost Secular: 4,860thMost Influential: 6,866thLargest Retail Industry: 7,668thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,356thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14,428thLargest Populations: 15,931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,581st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Sergeant Major Ozoi.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Vando0sa, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.

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