The Republic of BlazingAngel is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Doc Holliday with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.955 billion Helldivers, 18.986 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FallenAngel. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eagles economy, worth a remarkable 7,636 trillion Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,905 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, and the Eagles Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. BlazingAngel's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

BlazingAngel is ranked 295,957^th in the world and 15^th in Mordor for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.