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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50th+38
Highest Crime Rates: 67th Most Armed: 67th Fattest Citizens: 73rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd Largest Gambling Industry: 86th Most Avoided: 89th Highest Disposable Incomes: 139th Most Ignorant Citizens: 150th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 153rd Most Devout: 197th Highest Economic Output: 232nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 262nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 290th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 391st Most Rebellious Youth: 409th Smartest Citizens: 536th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 586th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 597th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 639th Highest Average Incomes: 639th Largest Populations: 666th Highest Poor Incomes: 807th Most Influential: 809th Largest Mining Sector: 864th Largest Black Market: 886th Largest Publishing Industry: 929th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 985th Rudest Citizens: 1,062nd Most Cultured: 1,129th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,199th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,363rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,766th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,927th Largest Governments: 1,965th Largest Retail Industry: 2,054th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,520th Most Secular: 2,577th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,675th
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, Post-Modern Tech, and Quarantined.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Secular in Avalonia

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 2,577th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”
2.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”
3.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”

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Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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