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Avalonia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 30th Most Armed: 46th+35
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 59th Highest Crime Rates: 59th Fattest Citizens: 59th Most Avoided: 74th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th Largest Gambling Industry: 99th Most Ignorant Citizens: 118th Largest Agricultural Sector: 130th Highest Disposable Incomes: 134th Most Devout: 177th Highest Economic Output: 232nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 237th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 339th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 458th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 462nd Smartest Citizens: 470th Most Rebellious Youth: 483rd Highest Average Incomes: 513th Largest Mining Sector: 644th Largest Black Market: 678th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 716th Largest Populations: 893rd Largest Publishing Industry: 912th Highest Poor Incomes: 913th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 970th Rudest Citizens: 1,033rd Most Cultured: 1,212th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,417th Most Influential: 1,426th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,498th Largest Retail Industry: 1,548th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,711th Largest Governments: 1,893rd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,921st
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

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Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Avalonia

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 21,735th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”
2.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”
3.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”

Regional Happenings


Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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