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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 54th+38
Most Armed: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 65th Fattest Citizens: 73rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 76th Largest Gambling Industry: 86th Most Avoided: 92nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 120th Most Ignorant Citizens: 137th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th Most Devout: 183rd Highest Economic Output: 235th Largest Agricultural Sector: 269th Largest Information Technology Sector: 275th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th Most Rebellious Youth: 435th Smartest Citizens: 540th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 613th Highest Average Incomes: 629th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 653rd Largest Populations: 668th Highest Poor Incomes: 833rd Most Influential: 845th Largest Mining Sector: 908th Largest Black Market: 920th Largest Publishing Industry: 960th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 978th Rudest Citizens: 1,023rd Most Cultured: 1,150th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,280th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,449th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,636th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,907th Largest Governments: 2,034th Largest Retail Industry: 2,101st Most Corrupt Governments: 2,447th Most Secular: 2,585th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,785th
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, and Post-Modern Tech.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Avalonia

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 4,449th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”
2.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”
3.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”

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Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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