The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.242 billion Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,162 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beroslavakia is ranked 304,445^th in the world and 542^nd in Starlight for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.91 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.