The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 941 million Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 67.7 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,978 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beroslavakia is ranked 234,469^th in the world and 459^th in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.