The Republic of Arrentine is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Thomas with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.596 billion Arrentis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arretium. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Arrentinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,278 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,602 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arrentine's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Arrentine is ranked 327,703^rd in the world and 17,544^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.