The Forgotten Kingdom of Arkhane is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Aurel Solstice with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 30.695 billion Arkhaneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archsil. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arkhanean economy, worth a remarkable 3,636 trillion Arks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,468 Arks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bombs make good ploughs, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and the internal market is thriving. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkhane's national animal is the Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Interfaith.

Arkhane is ranked 289,050^th in the world and 2,117^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.