The Parliamentary Republic of -Macaronesia- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Macario Fernández Ferreira with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.516 billion Macaronesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funchal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The thriving Macaronesian economy, worth 341 trillion Macars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 75,635 Macars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Macaronesia-'s national animal is the Canary Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

-Macaronesia- is ranked 81,564^th in the world and 149^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,204.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.