The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tajen Son of The Darkness with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.963 billion Warhavenites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessingale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Warhavenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,489 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,935 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Warhaven has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, immigrants who don't like the taste of Warhavenian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warhaven's national animal is the Vizzerdrix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omnism.

Warhaven is ranked 28,346^th in the world and 3^rd in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Corrupt Governments, with 76.09 kickbacks per hour.