The Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.416 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 13,575 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 406,254 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,789,218 per year while the poor average 3,857, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 292,692^nd in the world and 1^st in Mhu Thulan for Most Primitive, scoring -1052.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.