Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Rudest Citizens: 49th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.617 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 11,557 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 191,949th in the world and 10th in That Place Over There for Most Primitive, scoring -973.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7thRudest Citizens: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thSmartest Citizens: 100thHighest Economic Output: 133rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thLargest Retail Industry: 149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 154thLargest Populations: 184thMost Efficient Economies: 185thLargest Mining Sector: 197thHighest Crime Rates: 314thHighest Average Incomes: 341stMost Armed: 409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 480thLargest Gambling Industry: 602ndMost Avoided: 704thLargest Publishing Industry: 926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 949thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,103rdMost Secular: 1,119thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,890thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,052ndMost Pro-Market: 2,683rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,695thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,782ndFattest Citizens: 2,860thMost Politically Free: 2,998thMost Extreme: 3,374thMost Influential: 3,736thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,379thMost Cultured: 4,781stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,898thLargest Black Market: 6,099thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,688thMost Developed: 13,667thNudest: 14,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,546th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Most Glorious Hack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Most Glorious Hack fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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