Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th Most Scientifically Advanced: 12th Rudest Citizens: 49th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.32 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 11,841 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 154,310th in the world and 8th in That Place Over There for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -87.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 4thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thRudest Citizens: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88thSmartest Citizens: 107thHighest Economic Output: 132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 160thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164thLargest Retail Industry: 173rdMost Efficient Economies: 182ndLargest Populations: 186thLargest Mining Sector: 206thHighest Crime Rates: 335thHighest Average Incomes: 382ndMost Armed: 473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 519thLargest Gambling Industry: 651stMost Avoided: 777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 965thLargest Publishing Industry: 974thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,361stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,999thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,141stMost Secular: 2,411thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,434thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,916thFattest Citizens: 3,044thMost Politically Free: 3,209thMost Pro-Market: 3,228thMost Extreme: 3,336thMost Influential: 3,966thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,670thMost Cultured: 5,346thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,095thLargest Black Market: 6,287thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,703rd

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