Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th Rudest Citizens: 47th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.943 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 11,688 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 951st in the world and 1st in That Place Over There for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 74.23 Whatever.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 5thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8thRudest Citizens: 47thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thSmartest Citizens: 103rdHighest Economic Output: 133rdLargest Retail Industry: 154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 179thLargest Populations: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 199thHighest Crime Rates: 319thHighest Average Incomes: 353rdMost Armed: 437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 488thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 500thLargest Gambling Industry: 621stMost Avoided: 724thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 951stLargest Publishing Industry: 970thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,260thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,683rdMost Secular: 1,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,973rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,081stMost Pro-Market: 2,218thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,238thMost Politically Free: 2,725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,836thMost Extreme: 2,845thFattest Citizens: 2,999thMost Influential: 3,912thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,442ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,175thMost Cultured: 5,202ndLargest Black Market: 6,232ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,498thNudest: 14,408th

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