Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th Rudest Citizens: 51st
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.767 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 11,617 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 179,378th in the world and 10th in That Place Over There for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.54 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8thRudest Citizens: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thSmartest Citizens: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 157thMost Efficient Economies: 183rdLargest Populations: 186thLargest Mining Sector: 193rdHighest Crime Rates: 317thHighest Average Incomes: 350thMost Armed: 420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 480thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 499thLargest Gambling Industry: 609thMost Avoided: 720thLargest Publishing Industry: 940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 951stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,152ndMost Secular: 1,412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,660thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,938thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,077thMost Pro-Market: 2,408thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,436thMost Politically Free: 2,789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,833rdFattest Citizens: 2,980thMost Extreme: 3,094thMost Influential: 3,873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,479thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,941stMost Cultured: 5,030thLargest Black Market: 6,179thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,259thNudest: 14,262ndMost Developed: 14,623rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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