Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th Rudest Citizens: 56th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.477 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 11,904 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 84,667th in the world and 6th in That Place Over There for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 468.09 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thRudest Citizens: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91stSmartest Citizens: 110thHighest Economic Output: 132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdMost Efficient Economies: 183rdLargest Populations: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 190thLargest Mining Sector: 207thHighest Crime Rates: 345thHighest Average Incomes: 375thMost Armed: 465thMost Cheerful Citizens: 494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 541stLargest Gambling Industry: 655thMost Avoided: 775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 990thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,183rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,385thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,004thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,172ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,539thMost Secular: 2,623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,931stFattest Citizens: 3,056thMost Politically Free: 3,218thMost Pro-Market: 3,395thMost Extreme: 3,511thMost Influential: 4,063rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,801stMost Cultured: 5,408thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,022ndLargest Black Market: 6,302ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,817th

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