Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th Most Scientifically Advanced: 20th Rudest Citizens: 57th
The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of
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The Federated Technocratic Oligarchy of The Most Glorious Hack is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doctor Josef Specter with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.915 billion Hackers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiba City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thulish economy, worth an astonishing 12,081 trillion chits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 403,861 chits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,070,262 per year while the poor average 14,734, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, much of The Most Glorious Hack's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (The Most Glorious Hack has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Most Glorious Hack's national animal is the voormis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsathogguism.

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 3,020th in the world and 2nd in That Place Over There for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 271.89 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thRudest Citizens: 57thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdSmartest Citizens: 115thHighest Economic Output: 130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thMost Efficient Economies: 180thLargest Populations: 188thLargest Retail Industry: 202ndLargest Mining Sector: 209thHighest Crime Rates: 352ndHighest Average Incomes: 376thMost Armed: 476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 558thLargest Gambling Industry: 674thMost Avoided: 785thLargest Publishing Industry: 939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 962ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,409thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,059thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,020thFattest Citizens: 3,098thMost Secular: 3,300thMost Politically Free: 3,433rdMost Pro-Market: 3,992ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,137thMost Extreme: 4,209thMost Influential: 4,217thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,070thMost Cultured: 5,680thLargest Black Market: 6,328thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,391stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,679thMost Developed: 16,380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,332nd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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