The Skeleton ArmyBoard

Well I don't see to many bones on ya

*Drives off to The local supermarket*

I wish firmest firmness of resolve to whoever is brave enough to volunteer as our spy in Yggdrasil. Those pesky, pesky Yggdrasilians! Watch out! They are capable of throwing acorns. Who will be our intrepid scout? Don't forget your anti-acorn helmet.

Sweet dreams dear Oquintia of the Necromancers of Thanateros. I have lighted a lamp in the great crypt to keep your dreams company. I am looking forward to your restoration.

I'll go. I used to live there. They won't care if I 'm there. Also, I throw acorns back.

The Skeleton Army wrote:

*A small group of minions hesitate outside Goldilocks' labyrinth. Then they attach a tread to the doorhandle of a nearby crypt, and, carrying the ball of thread, venture inside...*

*A small skeletal kitten wanders by and sees a thread jiggling from a nearby handle. Tail twitching he jumps up and swats at the string. He swats again. He jumps up and grabs it with his teeth, causing it to untie. He watches as the string slitters into a nearby maze. Tail in the air, twitching he pounces at it and chases it into the labyrinth.*

Snags a tasty pickle
Quick report while they're busy trying not to step on a sleeping Thembria. Yggdrasil seems preoccupied with determining where the leader of North Korea is, and discussing the upcoming zombie apocalypse. There was mild interest in sticky ribs when I inquired about being a colony of the Skeleton Army, although, I confess, none of them seem to remember they owe us fealty. There was also mention of Iwaku invading us?????

Slipping back before they notice I'm gone.

Subtlety is lost on Yggdrasil. They're easily distracted by shiny things, video games and the thought of CTEing. So I'm reminding them they are our colony. We'll see how that goes.

Snags another pickle before leaving.

Tpsa muddin truck wrote:

Ill take a pickle!

They're Ramazakal's ... just sayin'

The Skeleton Army wrote:

*The minion labyrinth explorers come to a standstill. There are three paths. Left, middle, right. Left, a small pebble. Middle, a dustbunny. Right, nothing but the path.*

*The small skeletal kitten pauses behind the minions, the string hanging from his mouth and dragging along behind him, and looks from pebble to dust bunny. Dust bunny. Pebble. Tail twitches, string falls from mouth. Pebble. Dust Bunny. His teeth click and he crouches down, tail up straight and he pounces between the two, trying to catch one in each paw*

*Multiple soldiers and others wake up after having a nap that took far to long*

Soldier: Jesus what time is it?

Mercenary: October...Oh crap we slept for nearly a month

Assassin: I don't know what your on about best nap I've had in ages

*Undead steel glints underneath a mound of dirt.*

Boo!

The skeletal plague wrote:

*The small skeletal kitten pauses behind the minions, the string hanging from his mouth and dragging along behind him, and looks from pebble to dust bunny. Dust bunny. Pebble. Tail twitches, string falls from mouth. Pebble. Dust Bunny. His teeth click and he crouches down, tail up straight and he pounces between the two, trying to catch one in each paw*

*In the mighty battle

Nameless vs. Dust bunny & Pebble

a few minions get tripped up by the brave, undaunted predator kitten. It so happens that the ends of their Ariadne's thread, one of which Nameless was so kind to carry into the Great Goldilocks Labyrinth, are lying in the line of tumble which those minions tumble into. Well you know what happens when skeletal minion ribcages meet wandering threads... bone-thread-jumble-tumble. The problem of choosing between the three paths is pushed into the background by the more immediate problem of a three dimensional thread and bone maze.*

*Numerous goblins are lost in the maze*

Goblin: Wait i saw these minions before...I think we took the wrong turn

Golbin soldier: Nonsense these could be another group of minions look these have a vampiric kitten with them

Goblin mage: Why are they all stuck in threads?

Goblin: I don't know lets untangle them

*Numerous goblins begin to untangle minions and vampiric kitten*