The Bad Place RMB

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Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 305th most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, and The Skeleton Army.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 16 nations, the 816th most in the world.

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The Most Avoided in The Bad Place

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 780th in the world for Most Avoided.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Black Spectre of The Emperor for LifeCorporate Police State“Don't Suffer Fools Gladly--fry them!”
2.The Swingin Hotspot of New South HellIron Fist Consumerists“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”
3.The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of XinguviaAnarchy“Don't ever take away my freedom!”
4.The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked PlagueIron Fist Consumerists“Live Fast. Love Hard. Die- With Your Mask On!”
5.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesCorporate Police State“Deep space is our dwelling place”
6.The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy FaerieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Doing no evil by doing nothing at all”
7.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisDemocratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
8.The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink ProductCompulsory Consumerist State“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”
9.The Republic of Micky DolenzInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Goin' Down”
10.The Emirate of Davy JonesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“12/30/45 - 2/29/12”
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The Bad Place Regional Message Board

Begin following NSH around in hopes that he will drop many crumbs as he's healing.

*Drops many crumbs of DDT-infused chocolate.*

Ants in tiny haz-mat suits begin clearing up the detritus.

*walks up to podium, taps microphone*
Is this thing on? Testing. Testing. Destruction. Destruction to the evil masses of... okay, this is good.
*pulls out some reading glasses and notes, puts on reading glasses, squints, takes them off and tosses them*
I don't wear glasses, what was Charlotte thinking?
*ahem*
It says 'open with joke' here. *looks at audience* Miley Cyrus. *pauses for laughter*
Greetings 'gentle' nations. *mumbles* 'Gentle?' Really Charlotte? *ahem* Gentle nations. I am here to report on recent rumors that you may have heard around the international community about turning another country into our personal nuclear testing range. First, let it be known that the nation formerly known as Prince, er, I mean Brasilistan were the instigators of this conflict. We merely acted in defense when we assassinated the heads of their political and military organizations, bombed their civilian populations in a 'shock and awe' campaign and then, in an effort to decentralize our nuclear testing facilities, starts dropping test nukes on them.
In short it was the actions of their corrupted despots that led to this action and we ask the international community to understand and...
I cannot read this drek. Sorry Charlotte.
*ahem*
We have brought a cleansing fire to the corrupted and feces stained streets, crawling with the human equivalent to sewer rats, that was Brasilistan. Let this action be seen as a mark of improvement to the world as a whole and a warning to those who would further defile this world with their whoring ways and liberal-minded ideals sprouting from the diseased minds of the mewing crawling masses that have sprang forth from syphilis infected wombs of the brainless slime that mothered them!
Thank you!
*imagines he hears cheering as he leaves the platform*

New South Hell

Quietly sing "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha,Ha!" as men in white coats converge on The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked Plague

I will know you are truly talented insects if you can now sing me the flip side, also known as "ĦaH, aH, yawA eM ekaT ot gnimoC er'yehT".

.Daed si luaP

*sneaks away during the distraction*

Not only did He-who-shall-not-be-named escape himself, according to medieval belief in "the Harrowing of Hell," he rescued all of the good people who had unjustly been imprisoned there, since they lived in the time before Him.

Did Neanderthals go to Hell (or the Other Place)? Just how human does one have to be to possess a soul?

Just because a thief was nice to him, he decided to become a thief of souls. Sheesh!

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