The Bad Place
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell
Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, and The Hunger Games.
Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and 1 other.Casual.
Regional Power: Moderate
The Bad Place contains 14 nations, the 884th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Pacifist in The Bad Place
Nations ranked highly pursue diplomatic solutions rather than military ones in the international arena, have small or nonexistent militaries, and peace-loving citizens.
As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 15,267th in the world for Most Pacifist.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Home for Wayward Kitties of A Knarly Old Oak Tree | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen” |
| 2. |  The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy Faerie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Doing no evil by doing nothing at all” |
| 3. |  The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic Paralysis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We've lost the paperwork” |
| 4. |  The Alien Invasion of Dalek Hell | Left-wing Utopia | “Exterminate!” |
| 5. |  The Republic of Micky Dolenz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Goin' Down” |
| 6. |  The Emirate of Davy Jones | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “12/30/45 - 2/29/12” |
| 7. |  The Republic of Michael Nesmith | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Just A Little Love” |
| 8. |  The Republic of Peter Tork | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Pete's Sake” |
| 9. |  The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink Product | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!” |
| 10. |  The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of Xinguvia | Anarchy | “Don't ever take away my freedom!” |
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Regional Happenings
- 5 days ago:
The Allied States of AmandilTwo of the region Kittens Sanctuary cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Bad Place. - 5 days ago:
The Republic of Vr2 of the region Kittens Sanctuary ordered the closure of its embassy in The Bad Place. - 7 days ago:
The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie departed this region for Yggdrasil. - 10 days ago: The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie arrived from Yggdrasil.
- 12 days ago:
The Somewhat Decent Dragons of Male people departed this region for World Alliance. - 13 days ago: The Blood SuckingVampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens ceased to exist.
- 17 days ago: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell rejected The Realm of Dictators's request for regional embassies.
- 17 days ago:
The Dark Eternal Empire of Good dictator of the region The Realm of Dictators proposed constructing embassies. - 20 days ago: The Frightening Red Bandana of Bilge Rat Ronnie departed this region for Yggdrasil.
- 22 days ago: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell rejected Diplomatica's request for regional embassies.
The Bad Place Regional Message Board
Loading...*Tosses the Emperor a samurai sword*
Post self-deleted by The Emperor for Life.
*chops off NSH's talon with sword*
Ha! That tickled. Watch this! *Pulls out another sword, slices off his own head, and throws it at the Emperor. The head bites his nose off, and boomerangs back to NSH's neck, apparently none the worse for wear.*
*Spitting out the nose in disgust* Don't you ever bathe?
My hygiene is none of your business, but I'll have you know I bathed as recently as 1972!
Talk about cutting off your face to spite someone's nose. This place is not safe. When was the last time OSHA visited?
I tell ya she's a heart breaker
And you can't tell me she ain't
There's a little devil in her
Under all that powder and paint
And she can hang you up every night
And get you so uptight
She's 99 pounds, I said 99 pounds,
She's 99 pounds of some kind of dynamite
I tell you half a ton of sugar
Ain't half as sweet as her
She can change and rearrange you
Till you don't remember what you were
And it don't even pay to fight
'Cause she don't know wrong from right
She's 99 pounds, I said 99 pounds,
She's 99 pounds of some kind of dynamite
And she may look like an angel
But she's made out of TNT
She's a little bitty babe of explosivity
Yeah but when she holds you tight
She's some kind of outta sight
She's 99 pounds, I said 99 pounds,
I said 99 pounds of some kind of dynamite
I said 99 pounds, I said 99 pounds,
"This place is not safe."
Got that right. This is a place where the bunnies carry bayonets, and where the oak tree grows radioactive acorns for its own protection. OSHA did visit once. That's how the Dalek's gunstick got broken. And, I will confess, the looks on their faces when I threw them in the lava pit were priceless. Which is to say, I didn't bother to pay the fine. (Neither did Bureaucratic Paralysis, but that's another story entirely.)
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT NOSE COST?!? *tsk* If MJ could have a new nose, then so again shall I!
A dollar and a half at any decent clown supply store.
