The Bad Place RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 235th Most Corrupt Governments: 254th Highest Economic Output: 372nd+29
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 380th Most Influential: 422nd Largest Mining Sector: 473rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 490th Fattest Citizens: 526th Highest Crime Rates: 537th Most Ignorant Citizens: 551st Largest Insurance Industry: 576th Most Armed: 630th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 642nd Most Avoided: 689th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 700th Largest Gambling Industry: 716th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 746th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 817th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 893rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 911th Highest Average Incomes: 920th Most Devout: 927th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 940th Largest Populations: 1,020th Largest Retail Industry: 1,330th Rudest Citizens: 1,343rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,480th Most Nations: 1,593rd Nudest: 1,726th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,883rd Most Stationary: 1,951st Nicest Citizens: 1,978th
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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 241st most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, The Skeleton Army, and Hell.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 11 nations, the 1,593rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in The Bad Place

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 19,458th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of XinguviaCapitalizt“Don't ever take away my freedom!”
2.The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus TongueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”
3.The Rogue Nation of Vampiric KittenDemocratic Socialists“mean lean kitten machine”
4.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisDemocratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
5.The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy FaerieFather Knows Best State“Doing no evil by doing nothing at all”
6.The Don't Tread on Us of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley CyrusIron Fist Consumerists“We are busy, busy, terribly busy”
7.The Sad Roots of A Knarly Old Oak TreeIron Fist Socialists“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”
8.The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink ProductInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”
9.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesIron Fist Consumerists“Deep space is our dwelling place”
10.The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for LifeCorporate Police State“Don't Suffer Fools Gladly--fry them!”
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The Bad Place Regional Message Board

Don't pay any heed to the caca coming out of NSH's mouth! Worship of me is MANDATORY! Stepping on ants is optional. Possession of holy objects will be forgiven if they are used against NSH. The Emperor for Life has spoken!!!

Nudge the Dung beetles
We're headed to Kentucky for a horse race - heard there'll be lots of good stuff under the grandstands. Thought you might want to go along and check out the stables....

If we're really concerned about the plight of Dung beetles, we would bring back dinosaurs, T. Rex poop! Brontosaurus poop! Titanosaurus poop! Dung beetles evolved to solve the poop problems of dinosaurs, so they should have dinosaurs again! Never mind those screaming people as they are being hunted to extinction. That just means more souls for us!

Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus

The New South Hell Herald just printed the headline "The Lord of Eternal Darkness Honored With New Statue". There's an interesting story there. Just a few days ago, while the Emperor was sleeping off the effects of a recent orgy, crack NSH agents paid him a visit and removed his amazing armor. (He was REALLY out cold.) The armor was then melted down and sculpted into a magnificent statue of Yours Truly. We kept the LEDs operational in order to give it a festive, sparkly appearance - a perfect regional decoration for the next time that Beastmas rolls around!

Emperor, we apologize for any inconvenience. Soldiers, bring on the flamethrowers!

So long to Aculea, a bit belatedly. I will miss you. In fact, KOOTy, you don't get this one - I'm going to eat him myself!

Observe Dung beetles to learn how to be more authoritarian.

*putting on spare suit of amour, disintegrate statue with molecular disruptors, show spiny leeches up NSH's 6*

I was growing tired of that armour, anyway.

It's a bit late for that, Emperor. My troops burnt you to a crisp a week ago! But your nation really enjoyed the BarBQ, despite the universal agreement that you were far too overcooked to be edible.

The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for Life wrote:*putting on spare suit of amour*


A little child in the crowd calls out: "Why is the Emperor naked?" His courtiers all giggle and correct the child "The Emperor is not naked. He's wearing his glorious suit of amour to impress his concubine. (Or was it his porcupine? The Emperor can be so strange sometimes.)."

And, were the Emperor actually still in fleshly existence, he would learn that, just as one should not bring a knife to a gun fight, one should certainly not wear a suit of amour to a hostile demonic takeover bid.

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