WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Smartest Citizens in The Bad Place
Tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.
As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 16,387th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic Paralysis||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“We've lost the paperwork”|
|2.||The Happy Roots of A Knarly Old Oak Tree||Father Knows Best State||“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”|
|3.||The Alien Invasion of Dalek Hell||Left-wing Utopia||“Exterminate!”|
|4.||The Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We Are Family”|
|5.||The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus Tongue||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”|
|6.||The Republic of Blood Sausages||New York Times Democracy||“Rather died than fried!”|
|7.||The Brooding Hot Tempered Women of Your Darkest Nitemare||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Are You Prepared?”|
|8.||The Federation of The Outer Satellites||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Deep space is our dwelling place”|
|9.||The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of Xinguvia||Anarchy||“Don't ever take away my freedom!”|
|10.||The Rogue Nation of Vampiric Kitten||Democratic Socialists||“mean lean kitten machine”|
- 17 hours ago: The Brooding Hot Tempered Women of Your Darkest Nitemare arrived from Lazarus.
- 11 days ago: The Circle of ManyCamels of the region Circle of Badularity cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Bad Place.
- 11 days ago: The Dissent Quashing Fist of Aurum Riders 194th Treasury of the region Circle of Badularity ordered the closure of its embassy in The Bad Place.
- 20 days ago: The Republic of The Traveling Regional Helper departed this region for The Legions of Heaven And Hell.
- 21 days ago: The Republic of The Traveling Regional Helper arrived from Elemental Chaos.
- 24 days ago: The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus Tongue arrived from The Skeleton Army.
- 25 days ago: The Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus arrived from The Skeleton Army.
- 26 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Vampiric Kitten arrived from The Skeleton Army.
- 28 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Vampiric Kitten departed this region for The Skeleton Army.
- 28 days ago: The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus Tongue departed this region for The Skeleton Army.
The Bad Place Regional Message Board
*is not average....am special*
And that's without even considering the recluse billionaire, the nitemare queen, the plush Valkyrie, the adolescent swan, the killer bunnies, the big banger (who let Him in?) and the Monkees who used to call The Bad Place home. And, of course, Nattering Naybobs, who was completely impossible to characterize. Calling him a drug-addled refugee from the Nixon Administration doesn't begin to do him justice.
In that case, l'll just be content with the fact that l'm #1.
*Paints the tongue a shade of blue usually only found in the nightmares of beauticians.*
*pushes her into the shaft*
Now she can sing the blues! *rim shot*
* climbs out of shaft *
* licks The Masked Plague thoroughly to remove blue paint, substantially improving Plague's appearance *
* daintily spits to remove aftertaste *
Now. That's better.
*glad she is safe in knarlys branches.....,*
*sets fire to area Miley licked*
*screams in purifying pain*
I wish I felt safe! For all their entertainment value, human torches are quite threatening to cellulo-Americans like myself...
I should think a tree would not only not feel safe in this fell, but would quickly become flaming charcoal....