WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Bad Place
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 2,205th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
|1.||The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for Life||Corporate Police State||“Don't Suffer Fools Gladly--fry them!”|
|2.||The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink Product||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”|
|3.||The Federation of The Outer Satellites||Moralistic Democracy||“Deep space is our dwelling place”|
|4.||The Oppressed Peoples of Douchenblob||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Mwahahaha!!!”|
|5.||The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of Xinguvia||Anarchy||“Don't ever take away my freedom!”|
|6.||The King of Hell of Crowley-||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”|
|7.||The Don't Tread on Us of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We are busy, busy, terribly busy”|
|8.||The Colony of Dung Beetles||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Cleanup crew to mound eight!”|
|9.||The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus Tongue||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”|
|10.||The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell||Iron Fist Consumerists||“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”|
- : The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell rejected The Bar on the corner of every region's request for regional embassies.
- : The Allied States of Kissinger-Monroe of the region The Bar on the corner of every region proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Colony of Dung Beetles arrived from Balder.
- : The King of Hell of Crowley- arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of Douchenblob arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Colony of Dung Beetles ceased to exist.
- : The Democratic Republic of Lucy Cavendish of the region Queens Coming Into Our Own proposed constructing embassies.
- : Arckize ceased to exist.
- : The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell rejected Orthanc at Isengard's request for regional embassies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Old HampshireVille of the region Orthanc at Isengard proposed constructing embassies.
The Bad Place Regional Message Board
Sad to say, there is NO way to remove my armour from the outside; my flesh has not sizzled, nor have my citizens (nor Dung Beetles) feasted on my "crisp" exterior.
What an odd fascination you have with torturing/killing me in your delusional mind. I'm sure the shrinks at NW Hell Rehab Center would find you an interesting case study were you not their sole source of financial support. Never let it be said the lunatics AREN'T running the madhouse.
What I do find exceptionally curious is that in 12 days now, you have not removed those spiny leeches from your "6." You are clearly into masochism well beyond the reach of contemporary science or even sorcery. I will pray to the Avenging Violet for you, that your end will be as slow as it is agonizing, worthy of a scene in the next Hellraiser movie.
OK, here's a good poll question: what kind of Cenobite will NSH turn into once he is truly dead?
A. A PinHead with a real pin head!
B. Oh, the HORROR! I can't look!
C. There hasn't been any inside out ones yet.
D. He'll be covered in safety pins, fish hooks, and meat hooks and be named "Bait."
E. He will melt into a union with one of his many personalities and be known as "ITI Octopus."
F. He will become a 1" tall velociraptor with jaws too weak to puncture even tissue paper.
G. He will shrivel and harden and be grafted onto the Tree of Life as the Branch Less Taken.
H. His horns will become ingrown and eventually emerge from his eyes, "Eye Horns."
I. He will become permanently pyrophobic and see strange visions in the flames. Wait, he already does that.
J. He will become the most despised object in the known universe: an unattended car alarm going off.
K. They will remove the cancerous tissue that is his brain and fill his head with rocks. See (I).
L. He will be sent to be Old North Heaven's slave for all eternity, doing good deeds and bringing cheer and hope to all. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
M. His carcass will be split into modules, coated with my personalized adamantium/vibranium mixture, and become my Hallowe'en costume.
N. His rotting corpse will be thrown over the walls into Ulthar, where the catacomb creatures will reluctantly eat him before having an incredible bout of diarrhea.
O. He will descend into Hell and try to usurp The Stalker's position, from when he shall be cast out into The Rejected Realms, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
P. He will become the new schill for Oxyclean.
Q. He will be sent to a heretofore unknown 10th circle of Hell, where he will be the only being with a "6" and eternally pursued by, ummm, "appliances," the size of three-liter bottles. Naw, he might like that too much.
R. He will ascend to the Seventh Heaven and eternally and continuously be blasted into subatomic particles.
S. He will be eternally in a leaking rowboat in a vast sea of Holy Water.
T. He will become the Anti-Pope and be eternally chained to the bottom of the Lake of Eternal Fire without any special fire resistance.
U. His wings shall be torn off of them and used to stuff pillows and cat toys to appear in cat memes across the Internet.
V. He will be transformed into a 60+ y.o. nobody and live his last few years in despair for never having accomplished anything.
W. He will become the world's most enthusiastic and prolific Dung Beetle.
X. He will fall down an elevator shaft and be sucked into a singularity, whereas from our POV, he will eternally be seen on the event horizon.
Y. He will be made King for a year in some primitive polynesian cult and at the conclusion of the year, be sawed into little cubes from his horns to his hooves and eaten at a mass suicide ceremony.
Z. All of the above.
I vote for (Z)! ;)
Welcome to The Bad Place, Douchenblob and Crowley-. Have a glass of cool, refreshing YummyAde™. There's a special on scorpion flavor today, no wait, it's scorpion-raspberry, which I know you will enjoy, at least compared to plain scorpion.
Pay no attention to the Emperor, who has been put in the Bad Place as a punishment for the rest of us. He just recently learned his ABC's, and is very proud of it. I regret to say that one item on his list has already occurred - one out of 26 is not a particularly impressive track record however.
By the way, emperor, I have no numeric parts. I assumed your original comments about my 6 were just an incomprehensible typo, but now I see instead that they were an incomprehensible delusion and/or fantasy. Please refrain from posting any more drivel about what you plan for my 17, 38, 45, and especially my 71. I will take it as a given that you have mastered the first 100 or so integers with the same thoroughness as the alphabet, except that I must warn you that 100 cannot be successfully characterized as "all of the above".
*finding lots of "raw material" to work with regarding the above speeches*
I have to say scorpion tastes kinda like crispy peanuts, but I'm not sure it would work in a drink. Larvets are still my favourite bug-based snack though.
and I vote for Y
Congrats to YummyAde Drink Product for having the 28th in the world Largest Black Market.
As for NSH, I CAST THEE INTO THE RIVER JORDAN!
Actually, emperor, I advise you to stay away from the Middle East. I'm not sure you could deal with the heartbreak of discovering that you are, in fact, less evil than ISIS.
That's where we sell our licorice-flavored YummyAde™.
I'LL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE FOR SUCH BLASPHEMY!!!
Sorry, Emperor. You forgot to add "AND POST IT TO YOUTUBE, WITH A TITLE OF 'ADORABLE CAT VIDEO'".