The Bad Place RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 557th most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, and The Skeleton Army.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 16 nations, the 665th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in The Bad Place

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 8,939th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Brooding Hot Tempered Women of Your Darkest NitemareCorrupt Dictatorship“Are You Prepared?”
2.The Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley CyrusFather Knows Best State“We Are Family”
3.The Rogue Nation of Vampiric KittenDemocratic Socialists“mean lean kitten machine”
4.The Swingin Hotspot of New South HellIron Fist Consumerists“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”
5.The Death or Dismembership of The Emperor for LifeCorporate Police State“I hate you all!”
6.The Happy Roots of A Knarly Old Oak TreeCorrupt Dictatorship“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”
7.The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked PlagueFather Knows Best State“Live Fast. Love Hard. Die- With Your Mask On!”
8.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesCorporate Police State“Deep space is our dwelling place”
9.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisLiberal Democratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
10.The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy FaerieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Doing no evil by doing nothing at all”
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Quit cheezing me off, or else I'll call down the wrath of Jes...uh, some guy.

No, please, not that, I don't think I can face the wrath of Jesse Jackson.

The Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus wrote:*Ants excitedly bring cubes to their queen Miley Cyrus Tongue.* We bring you good news, oh great tongue!

Thank you Ants!

The Death or Dismembership of The Emperor for Life wrote:Quit cheezing me off, or else I'll call down the wrath of Jes...uh, some guy.

Jealous much?

I note Blood Sausages is nearly in the top third of the region for Longest Average Lifespan--must be all those nitrites and nitrates and the patronage of VK. I am prepared to CHOP that particular statistic. *sharpening knife collection*

*glares at emperor......throws atomic acorns at him*

*bats away puny acorns*
*smacks gantlets together to create shockwave forcing all acorns from KOOT-especially atomic ones--laughs heartily that each acorn kills at least one ant*
*aims Chaos Blaster at KOOT and slices off the limb where VK sleeps with all of her minions*
*watches merrily as millions of incised ants boil around and over VK and minions)*
*pours clover honey over nest to make it sweeter for the ants*

Ponder what "gantlets" are. Decide they must be some form of torture for ants. Use honey to heal incisions on incised ants. Tidily eat honey away from KOOT and VK and minions. Look to their beloved queen for further directions.

When will the Tongue speak???????

The Death or Dismembership of The Emperor for Life wrote:*smacks gantlets together to create shockwave*

Hmm... Apparently The Emperor for Life thinks he's Wonder Woman.

* licks The Emperor for Life *

Doesn't TASTE like Wonder Woman.

* discreetly spits, to remove taste *

*uses flamethrower on Emporer*
You had Miley spit on you. Your welcome.

Such amazing fantasies the Emperor has. It's a real shame that Philosophy 115 chose to make him their Ambassador. If he'd stayed in his homeland, he'd have been institutionalized in the NW Hell Rehab Center by now, and some truly AWESOME papers on his disordered personality would have been published.

Also,

Miley and Emperor sitting under a tree
L-I-C-K-ing...

Just wait until the Empress finds out! The Emperor will soon be more like Wonder Woman than he imagines...

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