The Bad Place RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 557th most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, and The Skeleton Army.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 15 nations, the 699th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in The Bad Place

Tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 16,387th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisLiberal Democratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
2.The Happy Roots of A Knarly Old Oak TreeFather Knows Best State“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”
3.The Alien Invasion of Dalek HellLeft-wing Utopia“Exterminate!”
4.The Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley CyrusPsychotic Dictatorship“We Are Family”
5.The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus TongueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”
6.The Republic of Blood SausagesNew York Times Democracy“Rather died than fried!”
7.The Brooding Hot Tempered Women of Your Darkest NitemareCorrupt Dictatorship“Are You Prepared?”
8.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesCompulsory Consumerist State“Deep space is our dwelling place”
9.The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of XinguviaAnarchy“Don't ever take away my freedom!”
10.The Rogue Nation of Vampiric KittenDemocratic Socialists“mean lean kitten machine”
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Regional Happenings


The Bad Place Regional Message Board

*is not special*

The Insecticide-Coated Nation of The Emperor for Life wrote:One DOES have to consider the region you inhabit, with carniverous trees, vampiric kittens, more ants than you can count, one really cool leader (me), one egomaniacal pretender to the throne (NSH, of course), a Dalek, drug pushers, hair-trigger warlords, faeries, time travelers, elevator-shaft ambushers, and the rest. Hmm, those ingredients would make a pretty good stew, just like Ma Emperor for Life used to make....

And that's without even considering the recluse billionaire, the nitemare queen, the plush Valkyrie, the adolescent swan, the killer bunnies, the big banger (who let Him in?) and the Monkees who used to call The Bad Place home. And, of course, Nattering Naybobs, who was completely impossible to characterize. Calling him a drug-addled refugee from the Nixon Administration doesn't begin to do him justice.

In that case, l'll just be content with the fact that l'm #1.

The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus Tongue wrote:In that case, l'll just be content with the fact that l'm #1.

*Paints the tongue a shade of blue usually only found in the nightmares of beauticians.*
There? Better?
*pushes her into the shaft*

Now she can sing the blues! *rim shot*

* climbs out of shaft *

* licks The Masked Plague thoroughly to remove blue paint, substantially improving Plague's appearance *

* daintily spits to remove aftertaste *

Now. That's better.

*glad she is safe in knarlys branches.....,*

*sets fire to area Miley licked*
*screams in purifying pain*

The Rogue Nation of Vampiric Kitten wrote:*glad she is safe in knarlys branches.....,*

I wish I felt safe! For all their entertainment value, human torches are quite threatening to cellulo-Americans like myself...

I should think a tree would not only not feel safe in this fell, but would quickly become flaming charcoal....

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