The Bad Place RMB

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Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 241st most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, and The Skeleton Army.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 12 nations, the 1,003rd most in the world.

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The Largest Public Sector in The Bad Place

Nations ranked highly have relatively large governments and offer the most extensive public services.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 499th in the world for Largest Public Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink ProductCapitalist Paradise“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”
2.The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for LifeCorporate Police State“Don't Suffer Fools Gladly--fry them!”
3.The Swingin Hotspot of New South HellIron Fist Consumerists“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”
4.The Dancing Colony of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley CyrusIron Fist Consumerists“We Are Family”
5.The Happy Roots of A Knarly Old Oak TreeIron Fist Socialists“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”
6.The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked PlagueFather Knows Best State“Live Fast. Love Hard. Die- With Your Mask On!”
7.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisDemocratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
8.The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus TongueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”
9.The Rogue Nation of Vampiric KittenDemocratic Socialists“mean lean kitten machine”
10.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesCorporate Police State“Deep space is our dwelling place”
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*The destruction of TLOED's face allows his true form to materialize. Oh my [redacted]! The scaly tentacles, the bizarrely misshapen wings, the stench of decaying fish, the three-lobed burning eye! Yes, it is Cthulhu himself, who tears the Emperor into tiny little pieces, leaving the head intact to be carried back to R'lyeh while it will be subjected to neverending nightmares involving seafood, evisceration, and the amplified voice of Miley Cyrus. Now, THAT's entertainment.*

Actually, I made all that up. No one's face was melted. The Emperor seems to have stopped taking his anti-psychotics again, and he has the most disturbing hallucinations when that happens. Oh, look, right now he appears to believe he's being eaten alive by a million hostile insects. I encourage you, O ants, to make his fantasy a reality. And, if you're really into irony, I could barbecue him first. ;)

This is a good time for a musical interlude, don't you think? I hope NSH will forgive us for performing a song by, ahem, The Church, but it is just oh so relevant.

Toy Head

When you take off your head
But the darkness prevails
And they loosen the screws
But that remedy fails

You flake away just like gold
The flecks are under my skin
And you reach into time
Feel the era begin

When you take off your head
And you see the void yawn
And you feel the bough break
And a monster is born

You walk away like a fool
Darts fly into your flesh
Don't wait around too long
Hook is deep in the mesh

Ahh-ahh, take it off, go to bed
Ahh-ahh, take off your head

Why do we come here?
Why do we come here?
Why do we come here?
Why do we come here?

When you take off your head
Then there's the glow of the burn
All the shadows increase
All the horrors return

Ahh-ahh, take it off, go to bed
Ahh-ahh, let's take off your head
Ahh-ahh, take it off, go to bed

When you take off your head
And you set it aside
Yet the fog will persist
And the morning subside
When you take off your head
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh

Yes you slip off the barbs
In some idiot's bed
You were looking for laughs
And the laughs disappeared
You're a million years old
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh

So you take off your head
But you find love inside
And you do as you're told
You get a vulture eye view
So you take off your head
Ahh-ahh-ahh

(Ahh-ahh-ahh, take off your head)
(Ahh-ahh-ahh, take off your head)

Dance

-480 for Inclusiveness!? That's gotta be a bug! All are treated equally and indiscriminately in New South Hell - everyone is equally miserable. Anyone who feels they are more miserable than the national average should report the problem to the Department of Corrections, where they will quickly learn that they ain't seen nothin' yet. Also, if you are aware of any citizen who is less miserable than the average, report them immediately to the Department of National Sadistics, and we'll take care of it. Your cooperation is appreciated, not to mention quite amusing. <demonic grin>

Misery loves company? Or is that Missouri loves company?

If the ants will eat NSH's face, I will say and sorry and start doing nice things for them.

"The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for Life", eh? Do you have more than one of them? That's novel. Perhaps Xinguvia could sell you a powder to help relieve the symptoms.

The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for Life wrote:If the ants will eat NSH's face, I will say and sorry and start doing nice things for them.

Does it taste like YummyAde?

I taste exactly like corruption. Catsup does not help.

I would like to point out that there is a corruption-flavored YummyAde™. It's not one of our real big sellers. Zombies love it, but they generally don't understand the concept of "purchase" well enough to actually get any. Except when we're giving out free samples, in which case you should see the lines!

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