WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Avoided in The Bad Place
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 780th in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Holy Black Spectre of The Emperor for Life||Corporate Police State||“Don't Suffer Fools Gladly--fry them!”|
|2.||The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell||Iron Fist Consumerists||“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”|
|3.||The Randier-Than-Thou Free Land of Xinguvia||Anarchy||“Don't ever take away my freedom!”|
|4.||The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked Plague||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Live Fast. Love Hard. Die- With Your Mask On!”|
|5.||The Federation of The Outer Satellites||Corporate Police State||“Deep space is our dwelling place”|
|6.||The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy Faerie||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Doing no evil by doing nothing at all”|
|7.||The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic Paralysis||Democratic Socialists||“We've lost the paperwork”|
|8.||The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink Product||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”|
|9.||The Republic of Micky Dolenz||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Goin' Down”|
|10.||The Emirate of Davy Jones||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“12/30/45 - 2/29/12”|
- 9 days ago: The Noocratic Dictatorship of Peullaton of the region Calefacta Aquas Piscinae proposed constructing embassies.
- 11 days ago: The Republic of Michael Nesmith arrived from Osiris.
- 11 days ago: The Emirate of Davy Jones arrived from Lazarus.
- 11 days ago: The Republic of Peter Tork arrived from Lazarus.
- 11 days ago: The Republic of Micky Dolenz arrived from Balder.
- 13 days ago: The Nomadic Peoples of The Pizza Dude departed this region for Gay.
- 43 days ago: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell rejected The Democratic Republic Union's request for regional embassies.
- 43 days ago: The United Allied States of Franklin And Jefferson of the region The Democratic Republic Union proposed constructing embassies.
- 44 days ago: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell updated the World Factbook entry.
- 54 days ago: Supervirus ceased to exist.
The Bad Place Regional Message Board
Begin following NSH around in hopes that he will drop many crumbs as he's healing.
*Drops many crumbs of DDT-infused chocolate.*
Ants in tiny haz-mat suits begin clearing up the detritus.
*walks up to podium, taps microphone*
Is this thing on? Testing. Testing. Destruction. Destruction to the evil masses of... okay, this is good.
*pulls out some reading glasses and notes, puts on reading glasses, squints, takes them off and tosses them*
I don't wear glasses, what was Charlotte thinking?
It says 'open with joke' here. *looks at audience* Miley Cyrus. *pauses for laughter*
Greetings 'gentle' nations. *mumbles* 'Gentle?' Really Charlotte? *ahem* Gentle nations. I am here to report on recent rumors that you may have heard around the international community about turning another country into our personal nuclear testing range. First, let it be known that the nation formerly known as Prince, er, I mean Brasilistan were the instigators of this conflict. We merely acted in defense when we assassinated the heads of their political and military organizations, bombed their civilian populations in a 'shock and awe' campaign and then, in an effort to decentralize our nuclear testing facilities, starts dropping test nukes on them.
In short it was the actions of their corrupted despots that led to this action and we ask the international community to understand and...
I cannot read this drek. Sorry Charlotte.
We have brought a cleansing fire to the corrupted and feces stained streets, crawling with the human equivalent to sewer rats, that was Brasilistan. Let this action be seen as a mark of improvement to the world as a whole and a warning to those who would further defile this world with their whoring ways and liberal-minded ideals sprouting from the diseased minds of the mewing crawling masses that have sprang forth from syphilis infected wombs of the brainless slime that mothered them!
*imagines he hears cheering as he leaves the platform*
Quietly sing "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha,Ha!" as men in white coats converge on The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked Plague
I will know you are truly talented insects if you can now sing me the flip side, also known as "ĦaH, aH, yawA eM ekaT ot gnimoC er'yehT".
.Daed si luaP
*sneaks away during the distraction*
Not only did He-who-shall-not-be-named escape himself, according to medieval belief in "the Harrowing of Hell," he rescued all of the good people who had unjustly been imprisoned there, since they lived in the time before Him.
Did Neanderthals go to Hell (or the Other Place)? Just how human does one have to be to possess a soul?
Just because a thief was nice to him, he decided to become a thief of souls. Sheesh!