The Bad Place RMB

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Founder: The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

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Where the sun always shines and the rain never falls...

Where man lives in harmony with nature...

Where freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...

For more information on The Bad Place and what we do here, please see Linkthis introduction to the region's founders. The continuing annals of the region may be found Linkhere.

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We are proud to be both the 212th least healthy, the 176th stupidest and the 406th most corrupt region in all of NationStates! Oh, now we're 241st most stupid. That's more, right?

Embassies: Ulthar, Circle of Badularity, Philosophy 115, Kittens Sanctuary, The Nightmare Realms, and The Skeleton Army.

Tags: Surreal, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Silly, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bad Place contains 13 nations, the 803rd most in the world.

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The Best Weather in The Bad Place

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, The Bad Place is ranked 16,813th in the world for Best Weather.

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1.The Phulphilled Phantasy of Lazy FaerieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Doing no evil by doing nothing at all”
2.The Sad Roots of A Knarly Old Oak TreeIron Fist Socialists“Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen”
3.The Federation of The Outer SatellitesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Deep space is our dwelling place”
4.The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic ParalysisDemocratic Socialists“We've lost the paperwork”
5.The Media Circus of YummyAde Drink ProductCapitalist Paradise“Drink YummyAde (tm) - new, improved and cruelty-free!”
6.The Rogue Nation of Vampiric KittenDemocratic Socialists“mean lean kitten machine”
7.The Talented Thrustings of Miley Cyrus TongueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!”
8.The Republic of Blood SausagesNew York Times Democracy“Rather died than fried!”
9.The Busy Foragers of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley CyrusIron Fist Consumerists“We Are Family”
10.The Superheroic Splendour of The Masked PlagueFather Knows Best State“Live Fast. Love Hard. Die- With Your Mask On!”
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I LOVE the smell of Blood Sausages frying in the morning!

Whatcha think, Vampiric Kitten? Should I shelter the sausages? Or do you just want to grab some before it's all gone?

*sniff* I thought at least OLD KNARLY would help meeeee!

Congratulations to The Perpetual Gridlock of Bureaucratic Paralysis, for having contributed issue #443 to the game. (Only the second issue with one of The Greater New South Hell Coprosperity Sphere's name on it.) This issue was contributed 4 or so years ago, and the long time it took for a version of it to make it into the game somehow seems kind of fitting for that particular nation.

Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus

#443 (and #442) is not yet listed. Would you do us the favor of quoting the issue?

443. Five Year Plans and New Deals

The price of most foodstuffs in Bureaucratic Paralysis spiked recently, resulting in bread riots. Terrified government advisers have put forward economic plans to stabilize the economy.

The Debate

"This cannot happen again," panics Minister of the Economy Alexander Gutenberg while wiring assets to an overseas bank. "We need to lower unemployment and control food prices if we want things to quiet down again. Major public works projects would ensure that the poor find good jobs and aren't just loafing around, stewing in their own juices. They could build bridges and beautify parks and organize public events. To be honest, what they work on doesn't matter; they could dig holes and fill them up again for all I care. The important thing is controlling poverty; food prices will eventually sort themselves out."

"The real problem is foreign control of our economy," concludes your Labor Minister, Stan Hernandez, while absentmindedly combing his beard. "Multinationals that don't care about Bureaucratic Paralysisians oversupply trivial things like fast food instead of investing in our critical national infrastructure. Only indicative planning can begin to properly direct the economy towards essential production while maintaining the profit motive. With the commanding heights under government control, we don't have to worry about capital flight the next time recession looms."

"What socialistic nonsense," retorts Finance Minister Sue-Ann Wilson, taking a break from scowling at jobless protesters. "That food price shock wasn't because of too little government meddling. The real cause was bad planning, a side-effect of half-baked subsidies. The market is smarter than a bunch of bureaucrats, so we should cut all subsidies propping up enterprises that don't turn a real profit. And if some people still can't find bread, then let them eat cake."

"Don't listen to that imperialist lackey," interrupts Aaron du Pont, a rioter throwing stale bread at you. "It's not enough to have national planning; we need WORLD economic planning. We should retool from making worthless fuzzy dice and sex-enhancement drugs and instead provide nutrition and medicines for needy peoples the world over. Perhaps you think the pig-dog capitalists will never let it happen, but I am hopeful. A rising dough lifts all nations, after all. It's time to end hunger once and for all."

I picked option 2. :)

I had that one today; I picked #3, of course!

The Blackened Souls of The Emperor for Life wrote:I had that one today; I picked #3, of course!

There's a thread on the Got Issues? Forum that suggests that's not really what you wanted to do...

You'll have to link me--I didn't see it.

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